At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”
Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”
They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit
it’s okay to be sad. it’s okay to be wrong about things. it’s okay if things don’t go the way you planned them. it’s okay if you say something embarassing. it’s okay.